You clicked.
And that’s on you.
But we’re glad you’re here.
Deano is an indie horror streamer specializing in psychological damage, jump scares, and confidently walking into rooms that are clearly a bad idea.
Before the darkness, before the screams, before the growth arc…
there was Rocket League. Just putting that here to remind you we all have a past. Don’t meet your heroes, or whatever.
We believe in second chances.
We believe usernames don’t need the word “Cool” in them.
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Deano has merch!
With the help of some incredibly talented humans, Deano has merch. Real merch. That you can purchase with your actual, hard-earned money.
Every order supports the stream.
Every order fuels the chaos.
Every order delays the inevitable.
Because the alternative?
We don’t want to talk about the alternative…
Please buy the merch.
Follow Deano. Not like that though. creep.